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which american president was least guilty
he was in a cent
I told this joke at Mouth Rushmore and the park ranger hit me
My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
i helped out at a primary school today and there was a little girl called ice and when she told me that was her name i said “aw thats cool!!” without realising so even subconsciously i am the funniest person in the world
this one time i had to look after a fake baby for school and i got like 100% but all i did was shut it up when it cried, he just sat with me on tumblr for 2 days
he was called doug. he also enjoyed fine wine
if you haven’t seen Imagine Dragons’ new video for “Demons” you may need to emotionally prepare yourself
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